Old 06-29-2013, 11:51 PM   #1
Tara Tawa Tayo
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MARKMANSHIP



US, CHINA and PHILIPPINES testing their marksmanship:

American put an apple in the head of a man and hit the apple and said "I AM RAMBO"

Chinese put a lansones in the head of a man and hit the lansoneees and shouted "I AM JET LI!"

Pinoy put an aratilis in the head of the man (which delighted and made the crowd cheer and roar) and hit the head of the man and screamed "I AM SOOORY"

>.<

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JUAN AT THE LIBRARY


Juan: I want to borrow the book titled "Psycho The Rapist."

The librarian searched for almost 4 hours then came back,
slaps him and said: IDIOOOOOOOTTT!!!
the book's title is PSYCHOTHERAPIST!!

#likeaboss


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FROM READER'S DIGEST


Bikini is an attire where 90% of the woman's body is exposed.
But men are very decent. They don't look at the 90%;
They look only at the 10% covered!




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STUDENT LINES


TEACHER: Why are you sleeping!!
STUDENT: Because you have a very sweet voice that makes me sleep ma'am
TEACHER: Then y is it that others are not sleeping
STUDENT: Because they are not listening to you ma'am

#lol!


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POSITIVE


Man: Bless me father because my son is a drug lord, gun smuggler and murderer; my daughter is a prostitute and my wife is a gambler.

Father: Wala bang positive na bagay sa buhay mo anak

Man: Meron po. Ako po father. HIV Positive

#korni lng >.<


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SA KLASE


TEACHER:Give an example of a noun
PEDRO: dog!
TEACHER: Correct! Use it in a sentence.
PEDRO: On my way home, I saw a dog.
TEACHER: Good! Now connect it to another noun.
PEDRO: On my way home, I saw a dog..... connected to another dog!




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GENIUS JUAN


Galileo Galilei posted a status:
"I used to study at night in a small lamp.."

Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein likes this.
<comments>
Shakespeare: So what! I used to study in street lights.
Graham Bell: Big deal! I used to study in candle light.
Juan: MGA BOBO! kung umaga pla kayo mag aral!!
(60000000 likes)

#boom! may common sense din pla si juan


 
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TEACHER:Give an example of a noun
PEDRO: dog!
TEACHER: Correct! Use it in a sentence.
PEDRO: On my way home, I saw a dog.
TEACHER: Good! Now connect it to another noun.
PEDRO: On my way home, I saw a dog..... connected to another dog!
Napatawa ko nito
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